omg when he half blinks all drearily i die
omg when he half blinks all drearily i die
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.
This is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen [x]
I CAN’T COMPREHEND THIS MUCH SKILL
personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.
I’m totally with you on those points. It’s awful that black men/men of color are often the wrongful cause of unease simply because of the color of their skin. I’m sorry your family is subjected to that kind of behavior from racist assholes. I mean, it’s obvious that the point of the gifset was that his race had everything to do with her being uncomfortable, I think that message was just slightly overshadowed by how he chose to convey it, if that makes sense. And while I do understand that race DOES have to do with how safe some women feel, even if it’s unfounded unease solely because of the man’s race, in my opinion most women in general are more uneasy around men in general, although that’s not to say that the man’s race is an unjust contributing factor in some cases, though. That last bit sounded kind of redundant, sorry!
Basically: No one should be a racist prick! However, a woman’s wariness of a man doesn’t necessarily have to do with the man’s race, but rather the man himself because we live in a fucked up society that teaches women to be cautious around men or we’ll get hurt.
Oh gosh, sorry if my thoughts came out differently than I intended!
I am most definitely aware that race has A WHOLE LOT to do with intimidation, I hope my words did not come across as negating this! What I meant was that the way in which the guy tried to convey his message about race intimidation (is that a correct term? sorry if it’s not) was very belittling of how unsafe women feel around men in general- not only because of their race.
I mean, regardless of whether the man was white, black, asian, or any other race in that gifset, I’d still feel immensely uncomfortable and angry at his statement of how women who take slight action to protect themselves in a situation in which they are uncomfortable are provoking a savage attack. It was a very disgusting thing to see being said, by anyone, and statements like that only make me and other women feel even MORE uncomfortable around men, once again, regardless of the man’s race.
I completely understand the guy’s anger at society’s perception of black males, deeming them to be more unsafe than a white male or whomever, but some of the statements in that gifset made me uncomfortable.
I also felt a little indignation at him calling her a dumb bitch at the end but idk maybe that’s just because I’m already a little steamed from his previous statements about women. Seeing as how she was supposed to be portrayed as a racist, I can kind of understand him calling her that but still…
still not sure if i like online bra shopping for the boobs or the bras
The Gripping Saga
Made rebloggable for Steven